Last week, a child threw up at the end of the school day.
Let me rephrase that. Last week, a child projectile vomited all over the carpet while standing directly next to the trashcan, three plastic recycling bins (that’s Exploris for you), and a linoleum floor. While I was shouting, “Aim for the trashcan!”
We don’t have [...]
Archive for February, 2009
And By Funnier, I Didn’t Necessarily Mean Funner
Posted in Uncategorized on February 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My Job is Funnier Than Your Job
Posted in Uncategorized on February 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
These kids CRACK ME UP. On a daily basis. They are a wonderful mixture of blunt, awkward, and genuinely funny that I can really appreciate (and unfortunately, relate to a little too closely). A few moments from the past week that still make me laugh when I think about them:
“Martin Luther King Jr. said that [...]
Mickey, is that you?
Posted in Uncategorized on February 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A few weeks ago, as I was getting ready to make dinner, I found an interesting surprise in our spice drawer. Rather than a line of neatly arranged spices, I was greeted by a pile of paper scraps, an empty container of Chick Fila Polynesian sauce, a big sticky mess (the Polynesian sauce), and poop. [...]
Feelin’ Kinda Snowday….I’m So There
Posted in Uncategorized on February 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Just getting caught up on all that’s happened since our technology mishaps.
For Christmas, my dad got me a magnet that says “Top Three Reasons to be a Teacher: June, July, August.” May I add to that…SNOWDAYS! We were so excited to get about 4 inches of snow a few weeks ago, and even more excited [...]
Watching the Superbowl in Style
Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Steelers won the Superbowl. It was a great game, no matter who you were pulling for. My dad, obviously, was pulling for the Steelers. We had a great time watching the game with him and cheering on the always smiling Hines Ward (I like him).
What made the game even better was the awesome generosity [...]
We Now Return to Your Regularly Scheduled Blogging
Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We’re still here. We haven’t dropped off the face of the planet, just off the face of technology as we know it. Our computer was dead. Dead as a doornail. Tonight, during dance class, my IPod died. It now shows a little sad face when I try to turn it on. On top of that, [...]